How to drink beer?

For thousands of years, people have been drinking beer. And for just as long, people have been complaining about how to drink it! We’ve all seen the guy at a bar who drinks his beer like he’s trying to suck the life out of it or that girl who takes a sip and then sets her glass down on the table next to her while she continues talking. Well, I am here today with some advice on how you should be drinking your beers in order not to offend anyone around you.

You should never, ever drink beer like this:

You’ve seen it before. The guy who drinks his beer as though he’s trying to suck the life out of it or that girl who takes a sip and then sets her glass down on the table next to her while she continues talking. Boo!

Here are some more things you shouldn’t be doing if you’re drinking your beer in public:

Don’t take huge gulps straight from the bottle or can. If you want to do shots with friends at home? Sure, knock yourself out (just remember not to drive afterward). But don’t make everyone else feel uncomfortable just because they might have asked for another round when you were already chugging back number three;

Put your Drinking beer is a lot like painting by numbers. Fill your glass half full with liquid, add the appropriate amount of foam to take up about one-quarter of that space, and top it off with some type of dark or light lager. You now have a pint. Why do people feel so compelled to point out how others are drinking their beers? Are you going around judging everyone’s paintings? Making negative comments on other peoples’ art because they don’t use enough paint in certain areas or not filling up “the right way?” In reality, there really isn’t any wrong way to drink beer.